IF – YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF – YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF – YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?

IF – YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF – YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?

IF – YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?

SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!

YOU’D BE IN THE WRONG *&CKING HOUSE!!